1. If a member shows any sign of illiteracy, always pick them up for it.
2. If you are a newbie, then you must always post in EVERY thread on EVERY board.
3. If you are a newbie, you must ALWAYS throw in your two cents about the drama at hand, even if you know nothing about it.
4. To make your own SS, you need these ingredients; 2 cups of sarcasm, a bowl of ready-mixed drama (The bowl must be able to contain at least 2 kilotons of drama), 10 packets of sexy women, a couple of bitter ugly ducklings, and an assortment of psychopaths and sluts (These can be purchased at any good Retailer Of Arseholery). The rest you can figure out yourself.
5. If you have an opinion, you MUST ALWAYS make sure everyone on the site knows it.
6. You must flirt EVERY day for the duration of your stay. Failure to do so means excommunication.
7. When you first arrive on the shores of this scum-infested island of puke, you must treat the regulars with a certain kind of respect. Just imagine that everyone is a psycho that knows your home address, you'll soon act accordingly.
8. CARDINAL RULE FOR NEWBIES: ALWAYS ASSUME THAT BECAUSE THIS IS SATANSPACE, WE ARE ALL SATANISTS. ALWAYS ASSUME THAT WE SIT ON HERE ALL DAY MAKING ILLITERATE POSTS LIKE "HAYL SAYTIN HE IZ MII MAZTER!".
9. If you find someone to have a deformity, then don't tell them. Save it for a later (inevitable) fight.
10. Always quote your favourite TV show. We love that.
11. Always try to invent your own awesome little catchphrase. It gets us hard.
12. Make sure practically everything you say is either a lie or an omission.
13. Don't use the word "hick". (oh shit...)
14. If you get bored, hundreds of emofags crawl through this place everyday. Play with them.
15. Your introduction thread MUST be a grammatical bomb-site. You must try your hardest to appear evil and soulless.
16. Threaten to leave once every so often. It keeps things spicy
17. It doesn't matter what time it is, you can always flirt.
18. It doesn't matter what time it is, you can always flirt.
19. There will always be someone to flirt with.
20. As much as you say you hate this place, you really love it.
