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« on: November 21, 2009, 02:09:37 PM »
I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant, so I would deliver a potato-sized 1/3 developed dead fetus. Then, I would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house. I would keep doing this until I had so many, that the room walls were nothing but potato-sized aborted fetuses. Then, I would have a kid, and when they're bad, I would make them sit in the fetus room and remind them of how easily I could have aborted their ass.
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« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2009, 02:11:11 PM »
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What if the little fucker broke the jars? Fkkn drown them in formaldehyde.
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« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2009, 02:11:49 PM »
Quote from: PussyCrust on November 21, 2009, 02:09:37 PM
I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant, so I would deliver a potato-sized 1/3 developed dead fetus. Then, I would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house. I would keep doing this until I had so many, that the room walls were nothing but potato-sized aborted fetuses. Then, I would have a kid, and when they're bad, I would make them sit in the fetus room and remind them of how easily I could have aborted their ass.

I can make you feel like a woman Kev.  Wink

Also what is it with you and potatoes you bog nog.
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« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2009, 02:12:13 PM »
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« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2009, 02:13:12 PM »
Quote from: GleefulEvil on November 21, 2009, 02:11:11 PM
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What if the little fucker broke the jars? Fkkn drown them in formaldehyde.
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I can make you feel like a woman Kev.  Wink

Also what is it with you and potatoes you bog nog.
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« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2009, 02:14:33 PM »
Quote from: PussyCrust on November 21, 2009, 02:09:37 PM
I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant, so I would deliver a potato-sized 1/3 developed dead fetus. Then, I would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house. I would keep doing this until I had so many, that the room walls were nothing but potato-sized aborted fetuses. Then, I would have a kid, and when they're bad, I would make them sit in the fetus room and remind them of how easily I could have aborted their ass.

You Irish and your potatoes.
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« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2009, 02:15:33 PM »
No I mean what if the insolent brat breaks one of the fetus jars. Also, I think it'd be a good idea to backlight the jars for effect.
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« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2009, 02:18:02 PM »
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No I mean what if the insolent brat breaks one of the fetus jars. Also, I think it'd be a good idea to backlight the jars for effect.
He will be put in the other secret room.  Cheesy
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« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2009, 02:19:12 PM »
Quote from: PussyCrust on November 21, 2009, 02:18:02 PM
Quote from: GleefulEvil on November 21, 2009, 02:15:33 PM
No I mean what if the insolent brat breaks one of the fetus jars. Also, I think it'd be a good idea to backlight the jars for effect.
He will be put in the other secret room.  Cheesy

You do realize that if you have a kid he's probably gonna be a lot like you? Might wanna sleep with one eye open.
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« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2009, 02:22:21 PM »
Quote from: Darling Apathy on November 21, 2009, 02:19:12 PM
You do realize that if you have a kid he's probably gonna be a lot like you? Might wanna sleep with one eye open.
Kids don't necessarily get their parent's traits.
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« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2009, 02:23:07 PM »
Quote from: PussyCrust on November 21, 2009, 02:18:02 PM
Quote from: GleefulEvil on November 21, 2009, 02:15:33 PM
No I mean what if the insolent brat breaks one of the fetus jars. Also, I think it'd be a good idea to backlight the jars for effect.
He will be put in the other secret room.  Cheesy

Is that the one where you dress him like a woman and rape him?
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« Reply #11 on: November 21, 2009, 02:23:23 PM »
Quote from: PussyCrust on November 21, 2009, 02:22:21 PM
Quote from: Darling Apathy on November 21, 2009, 02:19:12 PM
You do realize that if you have a kid he's probably gonna be a lot like you? Might wanna sleep with one eye open.
Kids don't necessarily get their parent's traits.

Yeah, no duh. But you never know..may be you who ends up in the secret room.
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« Reply #12 on: November 21, 2009, 02:23:35 PM »
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Quote from: GleefulEvil on November 21, 2009, 02:15:33 PM
No I mean what if the insolent brat breaks one of the fetus jars. Also, I think it'd be a good idea to backlight the jars for effect.
He will be put in the other secret room.  Cheesy

He can GTFO my sex dungeon. That's my turf  Angry

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You do realize that if you have a kid he's probably gonna be a lot like you? Might wanna sleep with one eye open.

This is what our kid will look like:
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« Reply #13 on: November 21, 2009, 02:24:13 PM »
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Quote from: Darling Apathy on November 21, 2009, 02:19:12 PM
You do realize that if you have a kid he's probably gonna be a lot like you? Might wanna sleep with one eye open.
Kids don't necessarily get their parent's traits.

The hell they don't!
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« Reply #14 on: November 21, 2009, 02:24:45 PM »
Quote from: GleefulEvil on November 21, 2009, 02:23:35 PM
Quote from: PussyCrust on November 21, 2009, 02:18:02 PM
Quote from: GleefulEvil on November 21, 2009, 02:15:33 PM
No I mean what if the insolent brat breaks one of the fetus jars. Also, I think it'd be a good idea to backlight the jars for effect.
He will be put in the other secret room.  Cheesy

He can GTFO my sex dungeon. That's my turf  Angry

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You do realize that if you have a kid he's probably gonna be a lot like you? Might wanna sleep with one eye open.

This is what our kid will look like:




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