A man walks into a job interview for the law firm of Fredric T. Dumass
Mr. Dumass : what makes you think you have what it takes to work for my firm
Man : Well sir I have my masters in law and an extensive resume
Mr. Dumass : You certainly do Ive gone over it and I'm thoroughly impressed
Man : Yes sir I'm real Dumb ass material
Mr. Dumass : Excuse me young man?
Man : Yes sir you can say I'm a real Dumb Ass myself

Mr. Dumass : Indeed you are because its pronounced Doomoss