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« Reply #15 on: September 05, 2009, 03:43:47 PM »
Quote from: jessealess on September 05, 2009, 08:48:14 AM
Somewhere in New Mexico.

Lizard: 'Sup.
Chicken: 'Sup.
Ummmm....

Jesse...you're one of a kind.
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« Reply #16 on: September 06, 2009, 11:55:15 PM »
Optimus Prime: Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.
Megatron: Humans don't deserve to live.
Optimus Prime: They deserve to choose for themselves.
Megatron:  Why can we never reach an agreement over this?
Optimus Prime: Autobots, roll out!
Megatron: Oh for fuck sake, you do that every time. Roll Eyes
Optimus Prime: It's this damn matrix of leadership.  Every time it charges up, it sends tingles all through my inner gaskets.   
Megatron: Perhaps we should charge it up more often. eyebrows
Optimus Prime: What do you have in mind?
Megatron:  Dual lube and oil service?
Optimus Prime: Giggity
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We trade honesty for companionship and in the process, never truly know the hearts closest to us.”
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« Reply #17 on: September 06, 2009, 11:55:27 PM »
I'm sorry.
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« Reply #18 on: September 07, 2009, 06:47:22 AM »
Quote from: jessealess on September 06, 2009, 11:55:15 PM
Optimus Prime: Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.
Megatron: Humans don't deserve to live.
Optimus Prime: They deserve to choose for themselves.
Megatron:  Why can we never reach an agreement over this?
Optimus Prime: Autobots, roll out!
Megatron: Oh for fuck sake, you do that every time. Roll Eyes
Optimus Prime: It's this damn matrix of leadership.  Every time it charges up, it sends tingles all through my inner gaskets.   
Megatron: Perhaps we should charge it up more often. eyebrows
Optimus Prime: What do you have in mind?
Megatron:  Dual lube and oil service?
Optimus Prime: Giggity
Uhhhhh.... wow. Shocked
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« Reply #19 on: September 07, 2009, 07:03:12 AM »
Hey, I apologized for that one. Sad
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« Reply #20 on: September 07, 2009, 07:05:16 AM »
You didn't have to. I liked it. It's weird. You're weird. I like weird. Grin
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« Reply #21 on: September 07, 2009, 07:11:56 AM »
LOL
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« Reply #22 on: September 07, 2009, 08:24:28 AM »
Quote from: jessealess on September 06, 2009, 11:55:15 PM
Optimus Prime: Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.
Megatron: Humans don't deserve to live.
Optimus Prime: They deserve to choose for themselves.
Megatron:  Why can we never reach an agreement over this?
Optimus Prime: Autobots, roll out!
Megatron: Oh for fuck sake, you do that every time. Roll Eyes
Optimus Prime: It's this damn matrix of leadership.  Every time it charges up, it sends tingles all through my inner gaskets.   
Megatron: Perhaps we should charge it up more often. eyebrows
Optimus Prime: What do you have in mind?
Megatron:  Dual lube and oil service?
Optimus Prime: Giggity
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« Reply #23 on: September 10, 2009, 01:16:51 AM »
Cindy: Are you ready?
Mark:  mmm... I think so.
Cindy:  When you're ready, just put it in.
Mark.  Just give me a sec... just wanna make sure everything's working right.
Cindy: [waits] ...
Mark:  {puts it in]  Ok... Ah, there we go.
Cindy: [with confused look]  Are you sure you've got it in right?
Mark:  Uh... I think so.
Cindy:  Nothing's happening.
Mark:  Well, hold on... let me...  h-how 'bout now?
Cindy:  mmm... nope.
Mark: ...  ... now?
Cindy:  Uh, no... take it out and put it back in.
Mark: [sighs]  Ok, hold on...
Cindy: ...
Mark: Crap... I think it's stuck.
Cindy: [rolls eyes] Well, just wiggle it around a little... see if that'll work.
Mark:  [after some wiggling, finally manages to yank it out]
Cindy: Ok, now try it again.
Mark: [puts it in, carefully this time]
Cindy:  Much better.
Mark: [sighs with relief, but soon...] Dammit, now I've made a mess!
Cindy: [rolls eyes]  I'll be doing laundry.

In the kitchen, the lights now work, but there is juice spilling all over the floor.
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« Reply #24 on: September 10, 2009, 01:41:26 AM »
Master: Look at them.  They are like obedient insects, hurrying and scurrying about, each with a task to perform for the ultimate purpose of the colony, bathing in the eternal reverence of their queen's majesty.

Student: LOLwut?
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« Reply #25 on: September 10, 2009, 04:56:16 AM »
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Quote from: J on February 22, 2010, 12:21:47 AM
It's ok. I suppose I'll have to pass the torch on eventually, and you seem to be the front runner to carry on my legacy.
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Just whatever you do, don't give it to Loucy. look around
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Why? What will she do with it?
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« Reply #26 on: September 10, 2009, 06:07:14 AM »
Quote from: jessealess on September 10, 2009, 01:16:51 AM
Cindy: Are you ready?
Mark:  mmm... I think so.
Cindy:  When you're ready, just put it in.
Mark.  Just give me a sec... just wanna make sure everything's working right.
Cindy: [waits] ...
Mark:  {puts it in]  Ok... Ah, there we go.
Cindy: [with confused look]  Are you sure you've got it in right?
Mark:  Uh... I think so.
Cindy:  Nothing's happening.
Mark:  Well, hold on... let me...  h-how 'bout now?
Cindy:  mmm... nope.
Mark: ...  ... now?
Cindy:  Uh, no... take it out and put it back in.
Mark: [sighs]  Ok, hold on...
Cindy: ...
Mark: Crap... I think it's stuck.
Cindy: [rolls eyes] Well, just wiggle it around a little... see if that'll work.
Mark:  [after some wiggling, finally manages to yank it out]
Cindy: Ok, now try it again.
Mark: [puts it in, carefully this time]
Cindy:  Much better.
Mark: [sighs with relief, but soon...] Dammit, now I've made a mess!
Cindy: [rolls eyes]  I'll be doing laundry.

In the kitchen, the lights now work, but there is juice spilling all over the floor.
This did not end the way I thought it would. Sad

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Master: Look at them.  They are like obedient insects, hurrying and scurrying about, each with a task to perform for the ultimate purpose of the colony, bathing in the eternal reverence of their queen's majesty.

Student: LOLwut?
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« Reply #27 on: September 10, 2009, 08:04:40 AM »
Quote from: jessealess on September 10, 2009, 01:41:26 AM
Master: Look at them.  They are like obedient insects, hurrying and scurrying about, each with a task to perform for the ultimate purpose of the colony, bathing in the eternal reverence of their queen's majesty.

Student: LOLwut?
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Death approaches! We are all mortal again! Now we can say 'yes' to death, but never again 'no'. Now, we must make our farewells: to each other, to the sun and moon, trees and sky, earth and rock, the landscape of our long waking-dream.
Quote from: Don Juan
Self-importance is man's greatest enemy. What weakens him is feeling offended by the deeds and misdeeds of his fellow men. Self-importance requires that one spend most of one's life offended by something or someone.
Quote from: Oscar Wilde
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
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« Reply #28 on: September 10, 2009, 03:02:16 PM »
Quote from: jessealess on September 06, 2009, 11:55:15 PM
Optimus Prime: Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.
Megatron: Humans don't deserve to live.
Optimus Prime: They deserve to choose for themselves.
Megatron:  Why can we never reach an agreement over this?
Optimus Prime: Autobots, roll out!
Megatron: Oh for fuck sake, you do that every time. Roll Eyes
Optimus Prime: It's this damn matrix of leadership.  Every time it charges up, it sends tingles all through my inner gaskets.   
Megatron: Perhaps we should charge it up more often. eyebrows
Optimus Prime: What do you have in mind?
Megatron:  Dual lube and oil service?
Optimus Prime: Giggity

Quote from: jessealess on September 10, 2009, 01:41:26 AM
Master: Look at them.  They are like obedient insects, hurrying and scurrying about, each with a task to perform for the ultimate purpose of the colony, bathing in the eternal reverence of their queen's majesty.

Student: LOLwut?

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Now now, It's not fail until Broder graces it (thread) with his presence.  Wink
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Hey Apple, do you think we could include Mystic's "work" in your section... does it really exist?  Can we capture it?
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« Reply #29 on: October 16, 2009, 11:15:04 PM »
[Dave and Jim have barricaded themselves into the second floor of an abandoned office building.  Dave stands by the window while Jim sits on the floor, an HK USP45 pistol in his hand.  A Remington 870 shotgun lays abandoned in the far corner.] 

Dave:  God, Jim, they're everywhere!

Jim:  How many?

Dave:  [Looks at Jim] I'd say about twice as many as last time I looked. 

Jim:  How many's that?

Dave:  Fuck if I know the exact number, Jim.  Goddamnit!  It's just a fucking lot, alright!

Jim: Mmm


[A beat.]


Jim:  ...

Dave:  We don't have enough ammo.  If they make it in, we're fucked.  [Looks around the room]  What're we gonna do? 

Jim:  ...


[A beat.  Dave looks out the window again.]


Dave:  Jesus Christ, Jim!  They're at the fucking door! 

Jim:  [Rolls his eyes.  He stands up.]

Dave:  Fuck, man!  Fuck, man!  If they break through that door... Fuck!  We need to do something.... We need to...

Jim:  [Aims pistol at Dave.  He pulls the trigger.]

BANG!

[Angle on Jim.  The sound of Dave's lifeless body can be heard falling to the floor.]

THA-THUMP.

Jim:  [Sits back down.] 

Jim:  ...

[Downstairs, the sounds of scratching and scraping on the door can be heard from the outside.  It's only a matter of time.  Jim enjoys his final moments of peace.] 
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