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« Reply #30 on: July 21, 2009, 05:41:51 PM »
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   1. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
   2. Chuck Norris counted to infinity—twice.
   3. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
   4. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
   5. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
   6. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
   7. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
   8. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
   9. Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.
  10. When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
  11. Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
  12. Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card.
  13. Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.
  14. Chuck Norris makes onions cry!

Lies!
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« Reply #31 on: July 21, 2009, 05:42:26 PM »
Quote from: ABADDON on July 21, 2009, 05:37:02 PM
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Techno Viking would win!!!!!

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Techno Viking is the only man capable of destroying Chuck Norris.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1nzEFMjkI4


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Techno%20Viking

That is awesome.
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LIE OF THE CENTURY RIGHT THERE, PEOPLE


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Every day is easy when you're me.
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« Reply #32 on: July 21, 2009, 05:43:00 PM »
Quote from: Darling Apathy on July 21, 2009, 05:38:48 PM
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I'm serious..a lot of famous people come around here. My town is sort of a hot spot for famous jerks 'cause of the name.


Willie Nelson, Chuck Norris..even Prince for some reason. look around

You can't seriously think that he won't kick Your ass just because of that. You just said that he can kiss that very same butt!
He couldn't kick my ass if he tried. He comes here all the time...hasn't kicked it yet.

He is playing with You! Tongue
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« Reply #33 on: July 21, 2009, 05:45:24 PM »
Quote from: Darling Apathy on July 21, 2009, 05:41:51 PM
Chuck Norris makes onions cry!

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« Reply #34 on: July 21, 2009, 05:48:50 PM »
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He is playing with You! Tongue

That makes me feel dirty. Sad
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« Reply #35 on: July 21, 2009, 05:49:27 PM »
look around
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Quote from: PussyCrust on February 15, 2010, 11:47:35 AM
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Quote from: Bisket on February 21, 2010, 02:26:09 AM
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« Reply #36 on: July 21, 2009, 05:58:19 PM »
Quote from: Darling Apathy on July 21, 2009, 05:26:44 PM
I'm serious..a lot of famous people come around here. My town is sort of a hot spot for famous jerks 'cause of the name.


Willie Nelson, Chuck Norris..even Prince for some reason. look around
DO NOT TALK SMACK ABOUT WILLIE!  Angry
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I went from like, 60 to 90 smites in what, 2 days? All because you fuckers like to fuck with my OCD.
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« Reply #37 on: July 21, 2009, 05:58:44 PM »
I'm not, he's a cool guy...I haz his number.
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« Reply #38 on: July 21, 2009, 06:21:55 PM »
Quote from: mozzribo on July 21, 2009, 10:59:04 AM
Did You try to type in google: "find chuck norris" and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky"?

There's a whole list of what's known as "google hacks" and depending on what you type in, you get things like that. lol  In fact I think I might have made a thread. Let me see if I can find the hacks for you, they're fun/ny.  mihihi
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It's ok. I suppose I'll have to pass the torch on eventually, and you seem to be the front runner to carry on my legacy.
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Just whatever you do, don't give it to Loucy. look around
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Why? What will she do with it?
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« Reply #39 on: July 21, 2009, 06:23:35 PM »
I found it. Instead of re-typing everything, just click the link and read for some fun.  Tongue

 http://www.satanspace.com/forum/index.php/topic,15883.0.html
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Quote from: J on February 22, 2010, 12:21:47 AM
It's ok. I suppose I'll have to pass the torch on eventually, and you seem to be the front runner to carry on my legacy.
Quote from: King_Solomon on February 22, 2010, 12:25:44 AM
Just whatever you do, don't give it to Loucy. look around
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Why? What will she do with it?
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« Reply #40 on: July 21, 2009, 07:28:08 PM »
Quote from: BlackMagic on July 21, 2009, 06:21:55 PM
Quote from: mozzribo on July 21, 2009, 10:59:04 AM
Did You try to type in google: "find chuck norris" and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky"?

There's a whole list of what's known as "google hacks" and depending on what you type in, you get things like that. lol  In fact I think I might have made a thread. Let me see if I can find the hacks for you, they're fun/ny.  mihihi


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Now now, It's not fail until Broder graces it (thread) with his presence.  Wink
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Hey Apple, do you think we could include Mystic's "work" in your section... does it really exist?  Can we capture it?
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« Reply #41 on: July 21, 2009, 07:29:23 PM »
Quote from: MysticSoul on July 21, 2009, 07:28:08 PM
Quote from: BlackMagic on July 21, 2009, 06:21:55 PM
Quote from: mozzribo on July 21, 2009, 10:59:04 AM
Did You try to type in google: "find chuck norris" and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky"?

There's a whole list of what's known as "google hacks" and depending on what you type in, you get things like that. lol  In fact I think I might have made a thread. Let me see if I can find the hacks for you, they're fun/ny.  mihihi


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LOL  That was intentional to show it can be fun and/or funny, ergo, fun/ny.  Cheesy
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Quote from: J on February 22, 2010, 12:21:47 AM
It's ok. I suppose I'll have to pass the torch on eventually, and you seem to be the front runner to carry on my legacy.
Quote from: King_Solomon on February 22, 2010, 12:25:44 AM
Just whatever you do, don't give it to Loucy. look around
Quote from: King of Judah on February 22, 2010, 01:22:34 AM
Why? What will she do with it?
Quote from: King_Solomon on February 22, 2010, 04:59:34 AM
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« Reply #42 on: July 21, 2009, 07:40:49 PM »
Efficiency is a turn on. mihihi
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We trade honesty for companionship and in the process, never truly know the hearts closest to us.”
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« Reply #43 on: July 21, 2009, 07:41:27 PM »
Quote from: BlackMagic on July 21, 2009, 07:29:23 PM
Quote from: MysticSoul on July 21, 2009, 07:28:08 PM
Quote from: BlackMagic on July 21, 2009, 06:21:55 PM
Quote from: mozzribo on July 21, 2009, 10:59:04 AM
Did You try to type in google: "find chuck norris" and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky"?

There's a whole list of what's known as "google hacks" and depending on what you type in, you get things like that. lol  In fact I think I might have made a thread. Let me see if I can find the hacks for you, they're fun/ny.  mihihi


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LOL  That was intentional to show it can be fun and/or funny, ergo, fun/ny.  Cheesy

Oh God....she used 'ergo'  


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Quote from: Phate on June 29, 2008, 03:18:40 PM
Now now, It's not fail until Broder graces it (thread) with his presence.  Wink
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Hey Apple, do you think we could include Mystic's "work" in your section... does it really exist?  Can we capture it?
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« Reply #44 on: July 21, 2009, 07:42:12 PM »
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“All of us wear masks. They can be worn out of love and the desire to remain close to those around us; to spare them the complicated reality of our frayed psyches. 
We trade honesty for companionship and in the process, never truly know the hearts closest to us.”
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